Poops... I did it again

This pretty much sums things up almost every day. Nadia has a natural talent of making the most ferocious bowel movements known man. And at the worst times... While she is eating. Result = Mommy gets pooped on too. The all time poop record so far has been 3 in 30 minutes... 2 of which resulted in a blowout of epic proportions.

Tonight we had the misfortune of having one right as she was she was going to bed. Tell me, how does a creature so little make so much poop? I'm sure I learnt somewhere that it is physically impossible to create matter out of nothing. My daughter defies the laws of physics.